I love coffee. I love reading. I love people making fun of badly made coffee. So this article works for me.
My hands are shaking as I prepare a second batch of dalgona coffee, the quarantine-chic drink and the latest piece of evidence that we have no idea what to do with ourselves during a pandemic.
The quote I like best:
I hate to sound like a snob, but when I tried the Via coffee straight, it tasted like dirt, burned rubber and imminent death. Via Instant, at least this version, is to coffee what “Jaws 3-D” is to cinema.– Tim Carman, Washington Post
I may even forgive him for the lack of Oxford comma, eventually.