{"id":181,"date":"2020-04-26T14:21:45","date_gmt":"2020-04-26T21:21:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/?p=181"},"modified":"2020-04-26T14:21:45","modified_gmt":"2020-04-26T21:21:45","slug":"news-humor-do-not-ingest-poisons-touted-by-the-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/2020\/04\/26\/news-humor-do-not-ingest-poisons-touted-by-the-president\/","title":{"rendered":"News\/Humor: Do Not Ingest Poisons Touted by the President"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Humor is what I&#8217;m using to get through this situation, because I&#8217;d prefer to laugh than to dwell on the lack of understanding across segments of my country of basic survival concepts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"embedly-card\" data-card-theme=\"dark\"><h4><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/2020\/04\/24\/america-please-dont-put-bleach-inside-yourself-like-president-says\/\">Opinion | America, please don&#8217;t put bleach inside yourself like the president says<\/a><\/h4><p>This should go without saying, but: Please, America, don&#8217;t inject or put disinfectant inside yourself like the president talked about. It is not good for you. Actually, it is bad. &#8220;Sunlight is the best disinfectant&#8221; is just a metaphorical saying. Also, do not put a &#8220;light&#8221; &#8220;inside&#8221; yourself until we can figure out what the president is trying to say.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<script async src=\"\/\/cdn.embedly.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>I think my favorite of many good quotes is:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>I know it seems counterintuitive, but given the choice to listen to a plastic bottle or the president of the United States, I beg you: Listen to the plastic bottle.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/people\/alexandra-petri\/\">Alexandra Petri&#8217;<\/a>s writing for WaPo is topical and very, very funny.  (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/petridishes\">She does Twitter well<\/a>, too!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humor is what I&#8217;m using to get through this situation, because I&#8217;d prefer to laugh than to dwell on the lack of understanding across segments of my country of basic survival concepts. Opinion | America, please don&#8217;t put bleach inside yourself like the president says This should go without saying, but: Please, America, don&#8217;t inject &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/2020\/04\/26\/news-humor-do-not-ingest-poisons-touted-by-the-president\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;News\/Humor: Do Not Ingest Poisons Touted by the President&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[46],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":185,"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions\/185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teahousehome.com\/booksandcoffee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}